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OK, first of all, if you don't have time to waste then go away.
This site is confusing, stupid, and excruciating unless you have a sense of humor.
Second of all, to navigate this site, you gotta click on the lame-ass pic in the
upper-right whenever you want to return to this page. Otherwise, you won't be able to
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The story of Fro the Lazy goes way back... to a time that was a long, long time ago.
During this time, the earth was covered in mustard, and giant catapillars roamed the land.
Amongst the feet of the giant catapillars, there lived a boy named Rashaad.
Rashaad knew that someday, the earth wouldn't be covered in the worst topping ever invented,
and he knew that if he tried real hard, he could be a bass player. But not just an ordinary bass player,
no, Rashaad knew he could be something even greater- something called "The greatest Bass Player ever!".
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So Rashaad practiced and practiced. And when he was sleeping, he was dreaming about practicing.
And then, he had a good idea- practice some more. When he was done with that idea, he had another rad idea,
but this one was something new, something crazy... it was... practice EVEN more.
Sometimes Rashaad thought he was a genious for thinking of those wicked awesome ideas.
Once he almost got stepped on by a giant catapillar, but he didn't 'cuz he was such a genious.
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After all that practicing, Rashaad knew it was time to fight the giant catapillars. Out of nowhere,
Superfly appeared and told Rashaad that he would help him defeat the evil catapillars.
So they made a band together, and went off to fight the giant, evil catapillars. They lost. It sucked.
But they didn't get killed. So they searched the planet over for the best drummer ever, and couldn't
find him. So they decided to force their cook, Draino to be their drummer.
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After years of practicing, the three of them decided to go fight the evil, giant, scum-sucking
catapillars again. But when they got to the lair of the giant, evil, scum-sucking, puke-smelling,
lizard-faced catapillars, they had already been defeated. So the three of them cried because
it sucks when you spend your whole life working up to something and then it all ends up being for nothing.
When they were done sulking, they looked up and saw Bo standing there, guitar in hand.
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Superfly asked in awe, "Are you from Japan?". And Bo chose to ignore that question because it
was just about the lamest question he'd ever heard. Instead, Bo asked, "Hey, you guys wanna be in a band?".
Rashaad was a little baby and said, "No thank you sir, I have other appointments", and ran off into the
shrubbery, and was never seen again. So the three of them, Draino, Bo,
and Superfly all formed a band and rid the world of the worst topping ever made.
In case you forgot, that topping is mustard.
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